#stingy bastard

[lilly-townshend]

Redemption arc for not sharing on day one

[moeblob]

Nytis, my loser demon cleric, about to lose it.

[sharkbeneaththelotus]

I'm thinking about wealth

And money is great, it's freedom in today's words, but I feel like wealth is not the same as how much money you have,

It's "enough eggs to make cake and not need to count how many you have left after"

And things like "I want to buy the good chocolate because I'll be seeing my sister and she likes it"

Wealthy is feeling like being kind is effortless because what it costs you is a fraction of what you have,

[takeher2thmoon]

i’d be a great sportswriter for the bruins right now. just upload the same article every four hours about how there’s no news about jeremy swayman’s contract and how they’re working on it but they haven’t reached an agreement yet

[dramatic-dolphin]

i remember when one of my professors was talking about how in america The Library is genuinely a popular third space and people go to hang out in there, and wow if only we had the same culture here... and i was just sitting there like. well, you see, americans live in a wondrous world where you can just waltz in and get a library card for free 👍

[setsunas-genshin-edits]

Did you know. Jean's summer outfit has a turtle shaped pendant :)

[kheyys-worms]

Love it when they're the judges 💞💞💞 Especially Vargas and Deuce 🥺🥺🥺 The most generous <333 And OMG plis look at Lucius pleased face!!!

🥺🥺🥺

[nakedmonkey]

I get like. Majorly offended when my writer buddies post an incredible out of this world fic and I'm the only one commenting. 50 likes and 1 comment doesn't add up. Fic writers don't charge you. They take time out of their busy days to write stuff for you--for fun but also for you, you should pay in comments.

[femme-enby]

What if I just go crazy. Absolutely bananas. Positively kookoo. Brazenly bonkers even.

[botanikos]

"I'm a girly girl with a girly secret!" Parak randomly began to sing, blundering as he barely remained upright, his whimsical tones having all the sweetness of a lovingly poisoned wine. "If I tell it to you, promise that you'll keep it? I'll tell you now, my little secret! Is, is, is..."

"I accidentally killed a man!" he sang. "I hid the body in my pink glitter van! To be honest, it felt kinda good! I want to kill again but don't know if I should!"

ENTERTAINING as the sight may be, Stolas felt a small spark of embarrassment in his friend's honor. The prince watches him briefly before extending arms, almost as though to catch the Tailor and break a potential fall. His song was unnerving, albeit catchy. Would have easily been an earworm would it have been produced without the result of intoxication.

At long last, Stolas manages to bring himself closer to Parak and loop an arm around his shoulders with a soft huff. ❝ How uch have you had to drink, exactly? It must be quite a sum, considering you've come to me with your strange melodies! ❞

[captainshyguy]

the conflict between being immensely frustrated that pokemon dlc in general just seems to throw as many new characters at u as possible so they can keep being like 'look at this! look at this new thing! new content!' insted of actually expanding the themes and characters we actually give a shit about, and being relieved that because of those dumbass decsions, i never feel the urge to buy them

[unma]

My coping mechanism for dealing with Seofon's raid bullshit is reblogging Gran x Seofon art. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm about to flood my moots' dashes with Gran x Seofon art.

[lemongrablothbrok]

Aww...*suddenly ships Z and James*

[inkdevils]

Some more neo memes for the soul, this time featuring my pets!

[pixelated-garbage]

mockup of sasha in dialtown :)

[mes0p0tamia]

I wish to roam free in the fields but I am confined to my prison (the recliner in my living room) for my sins (having my wisdom teeth pulled)